Egotist

I wish I could take a stand
and be the one to tell you
to sit the fuck down

But no! Not you, you're way too grand
Am I right? Of course I am.
It's not very hard to see
that you're everything you'd like to be

So please tell me,
because I'm feeling a little bit blinded,
but what the hell puts you above me?
Enlighten my thought-process
as to what makes you such a fucking princess