Felicia's Super Awesome Birthday Poem

So its your birthday, congratulations
and despite my habit of procrastination
here is a poem for your anticipation

We've been friends since sixth grade
back then, you were in love with mermaids
I have no idea if your dogs were spayed
I feel like this poem needs an aid
And if I had this published, it would be made

We used to make fun of some kids
and the jars from woodshop had no lids
but despite that they were cool as squids

And here we are, 6 years later
and my friend Rebecca is in love with Gators
And nobody should be a hater
because my hair is straighter
from the genes of my creator

And this poem is too damn legit
so we should never wuit
unless we get like 40,000 zits
in the fold of our armpits
because then we would be unfit

And I mean this in complete sincerity
even though this poem has tons of hilarity

Like a very affectionate kitty
who is also very pretty
and not from Salt Lake City
This poem is amusingly witty