Definiton of a true friend..

if she says you look pretty when your hair is blattingly fucked

if she says your singing is good even though it really sucked

if she's always a phone call away, available everynight

if she offers you the last seat without even putting up a fight

if she would cover for you when your having a bad day

if she would stand and smile when you order her to go away

if she politely ignores the sounds as you use the loo

then you know that this girl is a friend, and one that'll always be true