World Wide Trip

It's just me and my lady
A girl so fair
Trekking around the world
Without a care
We hitched a ride on dolphins
They took us to Spain
We found a boat in La Mancha, on the plain
Took it out to sea
and landed in Israel
we met a guy who looked rather sad
He said his name was Mikhail
but he couldn't find Solomon's Temple
We agreed to help
and climbed over a rock
passed a little dragon whelp
We saw something gold
we sat flabbergasted
IT WAS THE ARK OF THE COVENANT
A blast of the past!
Mikhail tried to open it but lost his face
We like our faces
so we kept it shut
and put it in our suitcase
We decided to go to India
Near Oman we met a pirate
who would take us for the Ark
We agreed and made a bet
The pirates wanted to gun through a carrier
I said they couldn't and wagered my hat
They took it on headstrong
with a baseball bat
Needless to say, they won
I lost but we made it to India all the same
We got bored and decided to wed
Sorry, ladies, I'm out of the game
However this angered Vishnu
who wanted my lady quite bad
So we hit up the Embassy
and told them to take us to Baghdad
The picked us up just in time
A pack of elephants were charging
but we ended up in Okinawa
with a bunch of people raging
Apparently Baghdad was too dangerous?
Luckily a samurai came and decided
to take us to Honshu
We headed out but he had a smelly bed
I don't want to explain
In Japan we bought a Prius
but we couldn't stop
so we drove all the way to the US
We shrugged it off and hitchhiked home
It was a gallant adventure
too bad we missed Rome