The Birthday Girl

Dear Vivian,
Grapes are purple
The sun is yellow
I just dropped in
To say hello.

My toothpaste is orange
The grass is green
I’m sorry to tell you
I have to be mean.

Grape drink is purple
My hair is yellow
Yes, it was me
I got you a pillow.

The sky is blue
Water is clear
You’re fourteen now
Go drink some beer.

Periods are red
Smurfs are blue
Viv, you’re the best
You know, I LOVE YOU