Lunch Time Tales

Sitting at the lunch table,
Can prove to be quite the fable.
I remember one day,
There was quite a bit of foul play.

My best friend was doing homework,
Which was not exactly a perk.
Sitting down on the bench,
I heard quite a bit of French.

However not the friendly kind at all,
In some ways it sounded like chicken scrawl.
Surprised I looked towards those two,
And heard a shriek about ‘cat stew!’

Before I knew it food was flying through the air,
Soon enough someone had it in their hair.
Oh yes my friends can fight quite dirty,
And usually it doesn’t end very purtee.