Definitely Not Me

I’m beautiful, I’m empowering
Kindhearted and considerate
I’m the sweetheart of the freshman class
The beloved queen bee

I’m the favorite of the teachers
Give them apples every day
I’m student body president
Everyone looks up to me

I’m the MVP of the soccer team
Top goal scorer every year
Best snowboarder in the state
Only girl on the team

The boys drool when I walk by
The girls glare behind my back
I never make a mistake
A perfect person to be

I’m all around amazing
You know it in one glance
I can also fly, and have magic powers
Because all of this is not me