Irritated and Impatient

I've been irritated for the longest time.
The more I think, it becomes hard to get out of my mind.
The way you assume and dictate my life,
It drives me up the walls and I wish I had my own knife.
I can't deal with the problems you create.
I wish I could snap my fingers and make you dissipate.
I can't take anymore of this crap.
I wonder -in this world- if you were a mishap.
Impatient and irritated, yep that's me.
If you don't like it then I'll count to three.
I was here first, so don't expect me to move.
I don't give a damn if you don't approve.
Listen to me because I'll only say it once,
Don't screw with me you stupid dunce.
I'll show my true colors just to you.
Anger me and my fists will make you black and blue.
Don't underestimate me as a flirt and a tease
Just to let you know, if my fist connects to your face,
The magic word isn't: "Please."