She's Fresh to Death, and She'll Be the Death of Me

You only serve to make it worse.
Stop slurring your words.
I'll take my glasses off - Baby, you're a blur.
I may have a heart murmur.
It says "Mister, Don't dare hurt her.
Stay smooth with your words.
And try not to be too much of a pervert,"
If I were sure,
I wouldn't be content to just observe first.
But, maybe that's worse.
Curses.
I'm the kid carrying the purse.
It's not mine, no.
I'm stuck in the friends zone.
Amazing.
Oh, yes, I'm just grazing the surface.
Are you perfect?
You might be close.
Closer than most.
Be my closer.
I'll hold you closer.
Than he ever will.
Do I keep you up at night?
Wondering what would have happened?
Had you ditched your boyfriend,
Forgotten about him,
And went with a better option.
That's me.
I would have made you happy.
Instead of getting high, we would have been classy.
They ask me "Hey, G, are you and ________ dating?"
Fill in the blank, cause the name keeps changing.
In the end, you're the one I want, though.
Let my mind or my body get over you.
You've got me fiending like a smoker, boo.
You've got me dreaming.
This weather's colder than your shoulders.
I guess I'm kinda like Link, Ganon's captured you. You're my Zelda.
But, chick, you're looking pretty chic.
You're good looking.
Love's a game, tell your boy he's a rookie.