Merry Christmas, Idiot.

You are an idiot.
There's no denying this fact.
With your big, frizzy hair.
And you're not existent fat.

You talk too forever
And you can never be quiet
You're childish and silly
But you're quite the riot.

You have such habits
That piss me off no end.
With you're addcition to video games
You drive me round the bend.

You have such bad taste
With you're multicoloured hat
You're silly little shoes
And you're pathetic little cat.

I hate your cat, I hate you too.
Cause you're idiot.
I'm one too.

For I am in love, with this idiot I diss.
Don't worry loves, I'm only taking the piss.

This is for an idiot, who I'm sure we all know.
Merry Christmas and ho, ho ho.
♠ ♠ ♠
We all have a lovable idiot don't we? <3