Make Me Pretty

I am beautiful
I am thin
I am strong,
I'm disciplined.

Everybody wants to be me
Because I am so very pretty.
I don't eat because I'm healthy,
I don't eat because I'm pretty.

I'm so pale and
I'm so weak
They try to help me, for
I never eat.

But I won't do it,
My body is perfect--
Well, almost perfect--
Just give me a week.
By then I'll slim down and cut down this
Fat, I'll be eighty-five by then,
That's my goal to reach.

I'm so pretty, let's
Remember that.
I'm beautiful and thin,
My stomach is flat.

Just a couple more crunches--
800 or so--
Just a couple more hours--
Only three more to go.

And by next week I'll be perfect,
I feel so healthy...
Right now I'm just dizzy,
It'll pass before I black out.