Plum Poems!

THE CAT
The cat

was on the counter,
this morning

it was quite cold so I
put on his

sweater

HUFFLEPUFFS
Last night I had
a scary nightmare

It had Hufflepuffs
and a she-devil

You were there

CHARLIE
You're not allowed
to have sugar anymore.

After what happened to that vase
Just sit, Charlie

Just play with your toys

PHYSICS
Einsten
I think he only wrote

E=mc2
because he liked the letter

E

stuck some other characters in there
and then got lucky.

THANKS
I borrowed your
iPod yesterday,

I went running
And because I dropped mine
In a toilet

I used yours
Thank you.

BABY
Your feet are so
little
next to mine

Your Daddy would love this
I sure wish he could

Be here
♠ ♠ ♠
These are plum poems. They are short, double-edged descriptions of mundance things in life, meant to emphasize line breaks. No complex literary devices allowed. Have a gander and comment in plum poem form? :D