Humourous Epitaph Poetry
Here lies the body of noisy Ted,
He really quite quiet now that he's dead.
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Here lies the body of homeless Fred,
Well now at last he has a bed.
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Here lies the body of Humpty Dumpty,
Got pushed off a wall by his little brother Lumpty.
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Here lies the body of poor old Stan,
Driven insane by his wife Ann.
He really quite quiet now that he's dead.
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Here lies the body of homeless Fred,
Well now at last he has a bed.
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Here lies the body of Humpty Dumpty,
Got pushed off a wall by his little brother Lumpty.
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Here lies the body of poor old Stan,
Driven insane by his wife Ann.