Humourous Epitaph Poetry

Here lies the body of noisy Ted,

He really quite quiet now that he's dead.

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Here lies the body of homeless Fred,

Well now at last he has a bed.

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Here lies the body of Humpty Dumpty,

Got pushed off a wall by his little brother Lumpty.

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Here lies the body of poor old Stan,

Driven insane by his wife Ann.