Under the Bridge

It seems to be a certain Mister V
has been subdued from Anarchy
and instead of forcing liberation
he's taken to mere irritation.

Oh, Vainglorious vexing virtuso, V!
What hath thine done with thee?
You used to triumph over Mr Susan
Now you are virtually cruising for a brusing.

Such sadness, so vale vale sweet V,
no more shall I look to thee
as a guardian of humanity
but as a pain in the arse of it.