I Love Fat Boys.

I like them fat and pasty white,
Over donuts, we will fight.

But it is myself I am willing to give,
Over to the hands of a drooling pig.

Chubby boys are wiggly and jiggly and fun,
But unlike Edward Cullen, they don't sparkle in the sun. 

When they jump up and down,
And their rolls hit the ground;

I know it is true love,
Simply sent from above.

When a chubby bunny looks at me,
In his eyes it is easy to see

His lust for a hamburger with a side of fries.
Maybe adorned with a pickle, that could be nice.

But at the end of the day, I still feel like a winner,
Because i know when I go home, I'll be a fat boys dinner.

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