Ode to the single ladies

Ode to us singles on valentines day
We laugh we cry but most of all pray

That some day we'll find true love
Looking for help way above

Saint valentine can you hear me now
Why do you have to be such a cow

I know i'm single but I love this day
Because of the blossoms of love so gay

Children are born and conceived
through mostly lust I do believe

Buying chocolate and dinner may be nice
But come weeks later your gut will pay the price

I have found something that kind of rhymes with orange
And that my friends is a dish called porridge

Why must I list the pros and cons
When valentines day is all about getting it on