For a laugh!

Angelica Joe,
Had a big toe.
Angelica sang,
as the bell rang.
She liekd pearls,
With their invisible swirls.
Jamie Crown, had a big frown.
And was never seen again.
People say,
That in her resume,
That she said,
"YOU'LL GET MURDERED IN YOUR BED!"

Bill Crate,
always carried freight,
Wether it was from here to there,
Or anywhere.
Lilly Pitch,
Was a snitch.
Everyone hated her,
If you hike a mountain,
Near the basin,
You'll find a message wroten in raisins.

Abby Black,
Broke her back,
then ran up the hill.
She lied and cried,
she also spied,
But was the most loveable girl,
In the world.

Jenni Smith,
Was voted fifth,
for being the prettiest girl.
If you wonder down by the lake,
You'll hear her bones break,
But nothing like Jenni Smith.