The Turtle I Named Chip

In my physics classroom is a turtle I named Chip,
And i think it’s time for him to take a trip.
I don’t think he’ll be harmful, he’ll be as quiet as a mouse.
Especially if I take him to my house!

He’ll live in my room and I’ll shower him with gifts,
Lots of food to eat, and water to swim so he’ll never get miffed!
I know Chip wants to live with me, deep down in my heart,
And I’ll get to steal him, which is the very best part!

I’ll put on my cat burglar suit, ready for the fight,
And grab Chip’s tank heading out into the night.
I’ll lug him inside, Chip’s kind of heavy,
And then I’ll let him settle until he is ready.

Oh Chip you’re so cute, with your adorable shell,
And if it’s fake, don’t worry I will never tell!
I hear all the turtles are doing it these days,
And the fake shells, called ‘fhells’ were endorsed by the late Billy Mays!

We would have so much fun, Chip and I.
We could even go to Starbucks and grab some chai!
Oh Chip, one day we will carry out this dream, Maybe when i get a car.
But as for now, dear Chip, I will watch you from afar.