Gym is Going to Kill Me
Cue the death march
As you stumble to the firing squad
Hit the lights
Prepare for the end
Take your position
Ready, aim, spike it
Meet your murder by humiliation
Your killer a friend
You envy Prometheus
Because blood would be better
Injuries heal
But pride you can’t mend
You beg for redemption
Because winners lose someday
For a volleyball to the face
Cruel laughter’s the trend
As you stumble to the firing squad
Hit the lights
Prepare for the end
Take your position
Ready, aim, spike it
Meet your murder by humiliation
Your killer a friend
You envy Prometheus
Because blood would be better
Injuries heal
But pride you can’t mend
You beg for redemption
Because winners lose someday
For a volleyball to the face
Cruel laughter’s the trend