Televison

I stole my very first item
at the price of twenty three on the dock.
My father never heard a thing,
For he was as blind as a hawk.

I broke my mother’s window
with her favorite crafting glue.
She was very angry that the window
no longer blocked the ocean of blue.

I once killed a rat in our house
by giving it some cheese.
I then stood up in my chair,
And turned off the TVs.