Orange Cones

"They oughta place big orange cones all around ya"
I’m a human, walking disaster.
Watch out, don’t get too close
Because I’ll ruin your life
Right along with mine.
Watch your step,
Before you slip
and fall.
I
Have surrounded myself with huge orange cones
In hopes of protecting myself
And everyone else from
My destructive ways.
Caution! I scream,
Don’t get close!
Only disaster
Lies beyond
The orange
Cones.
A
Huge black pit lying in the middle of the sidewalk
Circled by huge orange cones to protect
Passerby from falling in:
So I’ve put cones
All around me
To protect
You
If you fall in my black abyss on the sidewalk
Then you’ve been warned!
Nothing but failure
Lies in the dark
Of my soul
You
Were warned of my harmful ways!
If you come this way
You will see
Only pain
So
Don’t come any closer to my orange cones.
I put them there to protect you
Be careful where you
Walk, you just
Might fall
For me.