Anything I Can Do He Can Do Better

He can suck a fucking dick
He can cry his shame away
He can call out for jesus
He can throw it to the saints
He can die tomorrow morning
He can live past 2012
He can have sex every night
He can get herpes of the mouth
He can ride his motorcycle
He can crash it to his death
He can marry someone special
He can live with 12 whores
He can forget everything tomorrow

But I’m doomed to regret.