Magic 8 Ball

I shook the Magic 8 Ball today,
It told me what it had to say.
I asked it if I should ask you out,
It replied: Without a doubt.
I asked it if you'd be mine,
It said: Answer hazy try again.
I asked it if you'd say yes,
It replied in big letters: Yes.
I asked it if you wanted it to be,
It said: Most likely.
I asked it if you'd go,
It replied: My reply is no.
I asked it if it would work again,
It said: It is certain.
I asked it if you love me,
It replied: Yes definitely.
I asked it if you'd let go,
It said: It is decidedly so.
My Magic 8 Ball lied to me,
You just wouldn't let it be.
That's the last time I'm trusting that thing,
Becasue it doesn't know anything.
Although it correctly guessed
The thing that mattered most.
I asked it if you'd let go,
It said: It is decidedly so.