'Twas The Nightmare Before Christmas

Twas the Nightmare After Christmas, they're all on the stage

Double-rides, shredding, and screaming are all the rage

The guitars are all tuned to Drop D with care

In hopes that Syn and Zacky will soon be there

The people are jumping and bang ...ing their heads

While Syn and Zacky just rock and shred

Johnny with his 'hawk and Syn in his cap

This show will blow away rap

In back of the stage, there came such a clatter

M. Shadows wonders what the hell is the matter

To the drumkit he flew like a flash

Tore past the toms and rides in a rash

What, to his wondering eyes did appear?

A brand new drummer, playing without fear

Shadows couldn't help but wonder, "Could it be?"

He knew that it can't possibly be Jimmy

He was dressed all in black, from his head to his foot

His hair was jet black, almost like soot

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work

And played all the fills, then turned with a jerk

And laying his sticks aside of his nose,

And giving a nod, up to Heaven he rose

You wouldn't believe it, but it was The Rev

The band all said, "Well I nev-"

They stopped in their tracks, the air as cold as snow

Jimmy had come back for just one more show

As he and the Death Bat flew away to wherever

I heard him shout "Merry Christmas to all and A7X foREVer!"