Ode To The Stupid

It must be a challenge
Living each day.
Your brain must start hurting
When you hear what intellectual people have to say.
It’s easier to be stupid
`Cause ‘imbecile’ is to big a word.
And you don’t go ‘to the bathroom’
You go ‘take a turd’.
I appreciate the stupid ones.
I need a good full-hearted laugh,
And don’t get mad when they say you’re brainless
Because I’m sure you at least have half.
Stop sucking down that helium,
It’s only funny once.
You’re losing all your mentality.
Gosh, you’re such a dunce!
So to all of the stupid ones
Hope you gain a brain cell.
If you don’t, that’s fine to
But you won’t survive in this academic Hell.

(Hey, I'm stupid and I'm proud!)
- ChristinaXX