PlayStation and Me

I’ve waited most of my life

With the Playstation

Never going to have a girlfriend

It’ll be just the rectangular Playstation and me

I’ve never had a friend

But when I play Playstation

I feel that maybe I do have one till the end

Better than a dog or horse

Who needs another?

Who needs a girlfriend?

When you have a rectangular brother with a vibrating handshake

It’s all you need

So others let me be

For it’s the Playstation and me