The Popularity Contest

Do up your hair
Pick out your clothes
Don't shop at Wal-mart
'Cause everyone knows
The only brands you're allowed to wear
Are Abercrombie and Fitch and Hollister
So put on your jewelry
And makeup galore
Hurry up as you head out the door
You're going to school you must look your best
'Cause everyone knows it's just a popularity contest