Jeremy's Demise

(Verse)
I love Jeremy
But Jeremy don't love me
He's in love
with a girl named Suzie

Well I shouldn't say
That he's in love
Instead I should say
That he was

Not anymore

(Chorus)
Jeremy was alone that night,
When I stabbed him with a knife.
He tried to get out
And I heard him shout,
"What are you doing you crazy bitch?
You fucking stabbed me."

Jeremy, don't you see?
That if you only loved me,
we'd be happy right now,
It's really sad how
You were a douchebag
Who dumped me for that slut

(Verse 2)
Today I got that card
I'm missing have you seen me?
I told the cops
Why don't you go aske Suzie

They brought her in
for questioning
and now she's behind bars
She says she don't know anything
But I know where you are

(Chorus)
You were alone that night,
When I stabbed you with a knife.
You tried to get out
And I heard you shout,
"What are you doing you crazy bitch?
You fucking stabbed me."

Jeremy, don't you see?
That if you only loved me,
we'd be happy right now,
It's really sad how
You were a douchebag
Who dumped me for that slut

(Bridge)
They'll never find the body.
I hid it all so cleverly
No DNA
There's no way
They;ll ever find out it was me.

(Chorus 3 (with voice overs))

You were alone that night, (You were wrong)
When I stabbed you with a knife. (You deserved everything)
You tried to get out
And I heard you cry out,
"What are you doing you crazy bitch?
You fucking stabbed me." (Way to state the obvious)

Jeremy, don't you see? (Taylor Swift doesn't take it far enough)
That if you only loved me, (I still love you)
we'd be happy right now,
It's really sad how
You were a douchebag
Who dumped me for that whore.