In the Box
My name is not Jack,
I will not pop out and scare you.
I have no enjoyment in fear.
There will be no whined up key or a switch of some sort.
I have no clown face,
with it's big red nose,
and huge painted eyes.
This is my real hair,
not some stupid wig.
I do not have evil teeth,
and will not try to "eat your children".
I have buttons to push,
but they are figurative,
and I do not appreciate when they are
pushed, pulled or bothered.
I will not pop out and scare you.
I have no enjoyment in fear.
There will be no whined up key or a switch of some sort.
I have no clown face,
with it's big red nose,
and huge painted eyes.
This is my real hair,
not some stupid wig.
I do not have evil teeth,
and will not try to "eat your children".
I have buttons to push,
but they are figurative,
and I do not appreciate when they are
pushed, pulled or bothered.