In the Box

My name is not Jack,

I will not pop out and scare you.

I have no enjoyment in fear.

There will be no whined up key or a switch of some sort.

I have no clown face,

with it's big red nose,

and huge painted eyes.

This is my real hair,

not some stupid wig.

I do not have evil teeth,

and will not try to "eat your children".

I have buttons to push,

but they are figurative,

and I do not appreciate when they are

pushed, pulled or bothered.