My Love is Guaranteed.

I'm not available on some infomercial
I'm not for sale
Not a princess nor a queen
From a silly fairy tale

I don't just sit there and wait
Wait for you to tell me what to do
Not a stripper, there's no pole
Please understand that we're through

I won't pick up after what you throw
I refuse to clean your mess
I don't follow you around where you go
For better, worse, or less?

I opened my eyes to you
Hoping my looks don't miss lead
I promise you darling though
My love is guaranteed.