the dog and the bear

there once was a dog
that lived in a bog?
he hated it there
so he married a bear

she hated her life
but loved being a wife
so she stabbed the dog with a knife
and was sent to jail for life

she got out on bail
for good behaviour in jail
she went to the gods grave
where she stabbed his sister maeve

she went back to jail
with no chance of bail
she was sentenced to death
and decided to hold her breath
i dont know why