I'll bypass heaven.

I hope that somebody puts a good word in at heaven for me
Because if not, I don’t think I’ll get in.
I’m a licentious trickster but that’s all I’ve ever been

If that’s not good enough for God
Then why’d I turn out this way?
Who does he think he is?
To turn me away?

I’m a liar at my worst
But I’m a lover at my best
Even if there is no good word
I’m still blessed.

If I’m not good enough for God
Then why would I want to stay?
I’m licentious and a gambler
I’m a liar and a savior

So if I don’t get in, then that’s okay
I’ll start my own party somewhere in limbo.
It’ll be better than yours would ever be.

Because guess what?
We have no rules, no high expectations.
We’re a bunch of fools with sinful intentions
But we’ll have a hell of a lot more fun
Than stuck on a cloud in heaven.

Don’t put a good word in, I’m not interested.