Obituary of a tough mother***er
You pounced across the house,
yes I was just a child,
I knew it would happen,
You were always very wild.
On December days you'd be out
without a single care,
no on tried to fuck with you
because you made them scared.
You smoked on occasion,
And fought from time to time.
And how proud I am to say,
you were a friend of mine.
You were never very old,
But you were wise beyond you years,
you took your break from spilling blood,
while I was spilling tears.
I'd seen you beat every pussy
in our neighborhood once at least.
Some people call you Murphy, man,
but you were more of a beast.
When you talk to saint peters,
send him my regards,
I know you'll have a constellation,
The brightest of all the stars.
People here me talking
And think I'm having a laugh,
That the toughest fucker, I have EVER met
was just my friends old cat.
But I'm so upset,
that he is leaving,
he loved me more when it counted
than ANY human being.
yes I was just a child,
I knew it would happen,
You were always very wild.
On December days you'd be out
without a single care,
no on tried to fuck with you
because you made them scared.
You smoked on occasion,
And fought from time to time.
And how proud I am to say,
you were a friend of mine.
You were never very old,
But you were wise beyond you years,
you took your break from spilling blood,
while I was spilling tears.
I'd seen you beat every pussy
in our neighborhood once at least.
Some people call you Murphy, man,
but you were more of a beast.
When you talk to saint peters,
send him my regards,
I know you'll have a constellation,
The brightest of all the stars.
People here me talking
And think I'm having a laugh,
That the toughest fucker, I have EVER met
was just my friends old cat.
But I'm so upset,
that he is leaving,
he loved me more when it counted
than ANY human being.
♠ ♠ ♠
The cat used to come to me when I was crying in my friends basement during my parent's divorce. He'd beat up all ofd the cats, "pussys" in our neighborhood and would be around us so much he most have gotten two packs of cigarettes in him daily. He was old and grey and he was there for me when people weren't. He was one good fucking cat. More than that he'd been hit multiple times by cars and kicked by neighborhood kids, nearly fucking killed a dog as well. RIP, Murphy.