Sneaker
Oh sneaker, oh sneaker;
Where art thou sneaker?
I have searched high,
I have searched low;
but oh sneaker, how you hide oh oh.
Oh sneaker, oh sneaker;
Why must thou tease me so?
A shoelace there,
a rubber sole here,
but sneaker does not show.
Oh sneaker, oh sneaker;
how I love you so.
Oh sneaker, oh sneaker;
come back, will you show?
Where art thou sneaker?
I have searched high,
I have searched low;
but oh sneaker, how you hide oh oh.
Oh sneaker, oh sneaker;
Why must thou tease me so?
A shoelace there,
a rubber sole here,
but sneaker does not show.
Oh sneaker, oh sneaker;
how I love you so.
Oh sneaker, oh sneaker;
come back, will you show?
♠ ♠ ♠
I was inspired by Neil Cicierga's (spelling?) "Snape's Diary" episode and "the button story".