If I Had a Penis

If I hadn't been born
female
I would've been
handsome
and would've been able to
do the things I wanted to
and
pretty women would latch on to my arm
everything would be easier -
no worrying about periods or pregnancies
I wouldn't fear rape or kidnapping
surely life would be easier

If I had a penis.
♠ ♠ ♠
I can't move far from home because my dad fears that I'll be raped...
Or kidnapped....
Or robbed...
Or killed...
But I'm sure that if I had been born a boy, he'd be all for it.