Oh What A Lovely Day For An Exocism

Ok so i lied zombies are too cool 
They wish they were me
I wish i was them 
But im sure as hell glad im not u

Herpies is an std flower
And also the name of my dead cat
Kristinas cats named louie
But hes alive haha

Sleep numbers are cool i guess
But the people in the comercial look stoned
Moms shudnt belly dance
If they do there wannabe porn stars

Im a fuckin DJ
Check out my funky fresh beats
Watch me jump in parachute pants
And do my dance in cobble stone streets

I dont get the point of those spinny fones
There just a waste of time
If u need to dial 911
Ur dead before u finish dialing 9

Gerard way is rite
Teenagers are fuckin scarey
But i am one...,
IF I GET A FERRIT I WANNA NAME HIM LARRY!!!!

I sleep in weird possitions
Like one time i curled up on the seat of a bus
I curled up in a ball and slept on my notebooks
But the seat fuckin stank

Im deathly terrified of driving through the dessert
Cuz danielle made me watch the hills have eyes
Dont accept directions from creepy men
Go to a hess gas station i trust those guys

I LOVE THE EXORCISM
The actor who was possesed had a cool job
She got to puke on ppl and get away with it
But i do that every day

I nock bottles in penguin exibits
And flip off strangers
Its better to piss them off than get ina car w/ them
Cuz that my frien is stranger danger

When i get a tatoo ill probobly be drunk 
Its better than getting one sober
Remind me to keep a picture in my back pocket
So i dont have to get the tatoo done over

Writing songs is fairly easy
I just think of my life
And remember a really scarey fact
Im strait but have 5 wives

I was just barely 14 
When i came up with my bucketlist
I need to drive and crash a lamburgini
And i think i need to get hitched

If u think im weird then kiss my boney ass
I happen to be assertive not a bitch
Eh who am i kidding i am abitch
But atleast i own it