Spider, Spider.

Spider, spider, the size of a dime,
You're the spider that makes me cry.
Spider, spider, on the bottom step,
You're the intruder who's going to die.

Spider, spider, with hair on your legs,
You crawl on my eyes and my heart and my head.
Spider, spider, just go the hell outside,
You're making me scared and you're making me cry.

Spider, spider, you say what you mean,
You're the spider that's making me scream.
Spider, spider, now see what you've done?
Mommy's screaming at me now, with a voice like a gun.

Spider, spider, whose cheeks are all red,
You can't kill a spider, you can't kill it dead.
Spider, spider, I'm so sick of this,
You have till the count of five to kill it because I'm done with this, you big fucking baby.

Spider, one, spider, two, see what has happened?
Spider, three, spider, four, go the hell outside, five five five five five.

Spider, spider,

"THERE, I'VE KILLED IT."
Spider stands there and cries.