I hate Sebastian Vettel

His constant helmet changes get on my wick
Seeing on the podium makes me physically sick
I dream of the day Red Bull aren't on pole
And when, off the track, Kinky Kylie will roll

Jenson Button's the best in the rain
But he's helpless when Vettel's first into the chicane!
I've never tried to say that he can't overtake
I just hate the amount of podiums he makes!

The fact that he's German doesn't help his case
Then he goes and wins every single bloody race!
Second in 09, first in 2010
No doubt, 2011, he's the champion again...