Ode to Princess Billie Joe

There once was a Princess a long time ago
The name of this lasss? Princess Billie Joe
But a Lad or a Lass, the land will never know
For the princess is prisoned so far from her home
A thousand feet high and with no one below
Where all days were filled with such sorrows and woe
And so to this princess, we sing you this ode

This story was heard by a fine man named Mike
Who was blessed by a king and became a bold knight
One day Mike took his stallion and rode out of sight
To rescue his princess that cold, fateful night
He traveled so far and he traveled so wide
But he did not retrurn with a queen at his side
For all that he did and all that he tried
A way to the princess, he still couldn't find

He could never make a plan for her escape
For who kept his princess but the Evil Count Tre?
At the top of the tower, the princess did stay
And no windows or doors were there, to her dismay
So she cried and she wept and each night she would say
"I'm no girl nor a princess, I'm not even gay!"
Well, he twirled in his dress made of pink and white lace
And realized he had quite a strange fate to face