Algebra is a pain in my butthole

Yes, you heard me.
Algebra is a pain in my butt hole.
It just glares at me, from that red book
mocking me with the distributive property and fractions.
When will I use the distributive property in real life?
Algebra, you are a pain in my butt hole
I really want to punch math in the face,
2 page assignments, 60 problems of just you,
I'm sorry to say Algebra, but this relationship isn't working out.
I'd like a break, FOREVER.
In other words....screw you algebra. You aren't work my time.
Algebra is a pain in my butt hole.