This. Is. COLLEGE!

"Too much beer and whiskey
To ever be employed";
"Too much shame and hatred
To want to stay ALIVE."

A man and woman, in the buff,
Under an apple tree;
Phi Delta Chi, Deb 804,
K K H Scooney.

Smiley faces, flowers, hearts,
A wolf, a girl, a bow;
K K Tau, a dog, "Man", "Date",
And the word "Mexico".

Pink ink, black ink, blue ink, green
Make up a fat ol' cop
All of these are on display
On my two-by-two desktop.