Embarrassing Moments

I once saw a year 11 and Paul;
They were snogging behind the sports hall.
I gasped in fright,
Turned and took flight
Then went on to tell the whole school.

I once was sat on the loo
When I heard a ‘rip!’ as my tights split in two.
I tried to walk around
But then they fell down,
And the rest of the class saw too!

I once was running a race
When I tripped and fell flat on my face.
They’d all bet I would win,
But I was fit for the bin,
As I hobbled along in last place.

I once was telling a story
That was full of embarrassing glory.
If you’d heard it, you’d laugh,
And tell me I’m daft,
As the next verse is rather gory…