The Greatest Haiku(s) EVER MADE. Procrastination part 2

I'm fucking bad-ass
Watch as they all stare at me
I've got a mustache

Should grow a mullet
And drink some milk for muscle
I don't need a gym

The sun follows me
My shades protect everyone
My eyes shoot lasers

I love every cat
Especially the Poptart
My Little Pony

Internet memes rock
Peanut butter jelly time
I'm still a bad-ass

Who is Sam Jackson?
I have had it with these snakes
On this fucking plane

Take that Nick Fury
I just came all over you
In a haiku lol

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In my Haiku "Procrastination", I was gonna write the Greatest Haiku Ever....but decided to fall asleep.
http://poem.mibba.com/269708/Procrastination

Well I woke up.....and wrote the damn thing.