Love Lessons?

Have I told you lately how I hate you?
There's an anti climax for you!
Those chocolates in their heart shaped box are moldy,
the flowers have wilted and I burnt the letters.

That's what happens when you mess with a girl who has PMS.

Drastic maybe; but I'm so sick of cliques.
Some flowers and chocolates later I'm meant to forgive you?
Well that's not reality.
You gotta work a bit harder to keep your girl.

Let me make it clear:

If you're gonna send me flowers:
send me 6 bouquetes.

If you're gonna send me chocolates:
send me a chocolate fountain.

If you're gonna wite me a love letter...
at least write 'I love you' at the end