Father Knows Best.

Father knows best.
Don't talk back, don't talk back.
Leave it to Beaver
To make the house a mess.

I miss 1956
The country at its purest.
When kids didn't run haywire
Just like they did.

Father knows shit,
And mom didn't pay the bill.
When they send the warning,
We just hide the mail.

"Back in my day,
We never sass good ol' dad.
He'd remove his belt
'Cause Father knows best."