"Surprise! The Greatest Gift"
Surprise, surprise! I got you a present
It’s not in a box, it’s in a package
There’s no wrapping, there’s a cover
This isn’t a toy, this is a tool
Take a guess, go on go on go on!
It ain’t a test, come on come on come on!
Want a clue?
There’s me and there’s you
Surprise, surprise! I sent your present
You refused, you declined, you turned it down
The world’s greatest gift of all
It tumbles, it stumbles, it falls and falls
Take a guess, go on go on go on!
It ain’t a test, come on come on come on!
Want a clue?
There’s me and there’s you
Surprise, surprise! I cried
I tried and tried
You said, “I’d rather DIE!”
Well here it is
Angry and pissed
I’m your gift, the special kid
Here I go, forcing you on your bed
Spread your legs
We’ll make more presents
It’s not rape if you yell “SURPRISE!”
Surprise, surprise! It’s the greatest birthday celebration
Hip hip… DECAY!
It’s not in a box, it’s in a package
There’s no wrapping, there’s a cover
This isn’t a toy, this is a tool
Take a guess, go on go on go on!
It ain’t a test, come on come on come on!
Want a clue?
There’s me and there’s you
Surprise, surprise! I sent your present
You refused, you declined, you turned it down
The world’s greatest gift of all
It tumbles, it stumbles, it falls and falls
Take a guess, go on go on go on!
It ain’t a test, come on come on come on!
Want a clue?
There’s me and there’s you
Surprise, surprise! I cried
I tried and tried
You said, “I’d rather DIE!”
Well here it is
Angry and pissed
I’m your gift, the special kid
Here I go, forcing you on your bed
Spread your legs
We’ll make more presents
It’s not rape if you yell “SURPRISE!”
Surprise, surprise! It’s the greatest birthday celebration
Hip hip… DECAY!