The Sheik Poem

Sheik, Sheik, Sheik,
small, blue and yellow
"he is a man," I bellow!
Look at his physique!
Short and far from stout,
hey, look, listen!
His ruby eyes do glisten.
You will never see him pout!
Oh so quick and slender,
his motives are at first a mystery.
To think that he's been in one Zelda game in history!
No one really knows his gender!
Sheik, Sheik, Sheik.
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Worst poem in the history of mankind. Poor Sheik. This is what happens when I write horrid poetry using the Wii. Lolololol.