The TARDIS and the Time Lord

The TARDIS and the Time Lord, well they go quite hand in hand.
Now let me see, what can I say, about the two most important things in the universe?
The TARDIS, hmm, well look here. It's much bigger than it appears to be for looks can be deceiving.
And the Time Lord, oh the Time Lord! Would you believe to look at him, that he is quite literally, nine hundred and seven years old?
Now the Time Lord and the TARDIS, they go quite hand in hand.
For the Time Lord can't go anywhere without his time machine!
So let's focus for a moment on the Time Lord, the last of his kind. Most folk know him as the Doctor and, let's face it, he's made many a girl swoon.
The Doctor or the Time Lord, which ever you prefer, tell me something he can't do.
The TARDIS I admit, cannot do anything on it's own.
But who needs a public telephone to tell you where to go, when you've got your very own time machine at your beck and call?
The TARDIS at a whim, can take you any where and any when. So I tell you there's no better place to live!
For the TARDIS and the Time Lord really do go hand in hand.
And one without the other is only a little less less grand.
So trust me when I tell you that the Time Lord is really just a madman with a box.