Rudolph

Rudolph, the Red **** Reindeer
Had a very tender rump!
And if you ever saw it,
You would want to give a hump.

All of the other reindeer
Used to lock him in the stocks
Loving to feel poor Rudolph
Wrapped around their big fat cocks!

Then one horny Christmas Eve
Santa had to say:
"Rudolph with your ass so tight,
Take my big North Pole tonight."

Then all the reindeer ****** him
Shouting with orgasmic glee,
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,
Greatest **** in history!"