The Vaati Poem

Purple, purple, orange.
Big , glistening eyes.
You're not really evil, are you?
Trust me, we can tell.
I read this awful fanfic of you and Link yesterday --
It made me want to die.
But I couldn't stop reading it
Because the lemons were actually good.
I'll write a wonderful fanfic for you one day, my friend.
You will get lots of ass and it really won't suck.
I won't make you some emo kid either,
and your father won't abuse you!
No need to repay me, either --
just a simple thank you will be enough.
I'm going to end this now,
because it's really not even a poem.
More like me just talking to myself!
But I'll end on this note ;
You're super adorable, man,
and always will be!
Well, unless Nintendo changes the way you look.
That would really suck...